ahhavesinned
mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).
rev bubba gave the “ahhavesinned” sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a bl-w j-b from an undercover cop.
Read Also:
- elastoplast
a deformed chocolate bar turned popsicle angus’ choclate bar melted. she thought she couldn’t eat it so she put it in the freezer, and it became an elastoplast! the day was saved!
- sneakonsons
a disease that all ninjas have. makes the infected very sneaky. can only be inherared from a ninja so anyone with is part ninja. dude you snuck up behind me… i didn’t know you had sneakonsons
- king kong shit
a sh-t that is so awful that it rips your -n-s and destroys any toilet that comes in range. dude that king kong sh-t clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.
- Sneard
a neard who enjoys sniffing fat womens bicycle seats that guy is a total sneard.
- On Tyne
where as on time is considered 15 minutes early, on tyne is 2 hours late to everything. named for the famous wilma tynes, upward bound director. guy1 – dude we were supposed to leave at 9, and we didn’t leave until 11! guy2 – its okay man we’re still on tyne.