Ahil’Smash


the act of throwing one’s cellphone to the ground in great anger, smashing the screen to pieces. usually done after a bitter, angry call, whereby one’s wife hangsup, rejects, or otherwise c-ck blocks the argument.
“but..but..but.. no! your coming home now -click-….. nyaaah grrrr ahil’smash!!”
“it was only $250 to fix, i got a deal!”

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