Ahkmed the Dead Terrorist


a skeleton ventiliquists dummy who is famous for his phases ‘silence! i kill you!’, ‘stop touching me!’ and ‘knock knock!’ ‘who’s there?’ ‘me! i kill you!’

as ahkmed is the body of an muslim suicide bomber working for bin laden, some people may recognise accent and phrases and take offence, paticullarly if they are muslim, or indian. (not being racist here)
joey: hey, i got ahkmed the dead terrorist on my cell phone!
steve: ‘cool! let’s hear it!’
ahkmed: ‘silence! i kill you!’
masood: ‘is that a suicide bomber? that’s so racist!’

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