Ahmad boner
when a person (usually drunk or stupid) gets extremely excited about one specific idea, and will do whatever they can to make sure that whatever they are talking about happens.
dude, i can’t believe david bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.
yeah, i didn’t really want to go, but he got an ahmad b-n-r and got the tickets for us anyways.
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