a horrible sh-tty fat idiot having as-xual s-x, hating dad’s hairy -ss is dan aykroyd’s d-ck
“oh look, it’s ahsfihashdhaisdad”
“how did you pr-nounce that?”
- deer oclock
the hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. the deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road […]
there aren’t any definitions for davfrican yet. can you define it?
- jose franco
a kyke, cousin loving, -ss uncle f-cker jose franco is an -ss ramming uncle f-cker.
caramel frappuccino with a side of heyyyy and a topping of g-y p-rn covfefeworld: get your free f-ggotrinos here!
- fat *ss woofer
a very fat dog or doggo. a doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk. me: d-mn dude look at that fat -ss woofer! friend: what? me: that fat dog over there! that’s a fat -ss woofer!