AIF


this word is an acronym that stands for -ss in front. this is the male version of the fupa or gunt. this phenomenon occurs when a male wears a pair of pants that is too tight and the bulge from his genital region protrudes farther than his waistline
bill tried to fit into his jeans from high school. this was no easy task since he had gained more than 50 lbs since then and when he came down the stairs his aif was prominent for all to see
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a.i.f. stands for “-ss in face.” hold someone down and rub your -ss in their face. other variations include bare–ss in face (b.a.i.f.) and birthday -ss in face (b.d.a.i.f.)
tj was being very annoying so scott, andrew, and matt held him down and i gave him a.i.f. it was great.
when stfu just isn’t enough, aif is an internet term used to say “axe in face.”
me: this guy wouldn’t stop har-ssing me even though i was telling him to leave me alone or stfu.
cristan: what’d you do?
me: i said to him, aif! and logged the h-ll off! he knew it was a-comin’

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