aipheriaovhreghpargerg
a spicy lemon flavored soda drink from a western african nation in the mid-1940’s. a brand name soda, named paragerg, become popular after a series of commercials depicting it as an soothing liquid based alternative to aspirin. the drink turned out to be a huge bust when after a month of heavy drinking in a small town gave the townspeople red dysentery. though the the townspeople thought they were dying and set a campaign to stop the production of aipheriaovhreghpargerg.
when the a health department tested the cola, they came to inconclusive tests, but by that time, demand for the product lowered and production halted.
i tried this paragerg/aipheriaovhreghpargerg about a month ago and i haven’t stopped drinking it since i started. on another note: i need to go to the hospital. i think i’m leaking vital fluids.
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