Air Dog


a hot dog bun with no hot dog, just the condiments.
a homeless guy asked me for a bite of my hot dog. i told him, “sure man, but it’s actually an air dog.” to which he replied, “man that’s gross, i finna die!”
one of those little dogs that rich/stupid owners carry around. their little paws rarely touch the ground, except to take a p–p.
“good grief, look at paris hilton’s airdog. little b-tch looks like a rat… and the dog looks pretty stupid too!”

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