air hoops


the art of playing basketball, only with a fake ball and an overactive imagination.

useful in mainly, but not limited to, these settings: when in front of a mirror, in prison, in a living room, when procrastibating is not an option, and telling a story with probable embelishment.

can be played by yourself or with others(real people or friends you made up)
tard 1: wanna go play some hoops?

tard 2: naw, i don’t want to get all sweaty. i’m going to work on my jumper here in the living room and play some air hoops.

(simulates shooting a basketball)

tard 1: dang, you smart! i’ll join you. hmm, maybe we should work on our pick and roll also!

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