Air Quarterback


to run around your dwelling, pretending to be the star quarterback and throwing the winning air touchdown to your star receiver (who you may sometimes also impersonate).
announcer (usually same person): he takes the snap, fakes left, sees davis deep over the middle…. releases!…. touchdown!!!

friend: good throw brees, can you score me a beer while your up air quarterbacking your team?

air-quarterback: i think i’ll hold out next year for more money.

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