air turd


(âr)(tûrd), noun

the proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.
the pungent odor of his air t-rd cleared the room of all living beings.
a m-ssive fart that smells like a big sh-t.
holy sh-t! that smells like an airt-rd!
a flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the “real deal”; sometimes even causing p-ssers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.
“dude, your fart smells like someone took a dump in here! you definitely laid an air t-rd!”

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