aircow


an aircow is a hairstyle, which consists of short hair at the front, sides and top, but long straight hair at the back.

it is named after aircow.
excuse me barber, i would like an aircow.

aircows, ponytails, mullets and general long hair on men is not permitted at this establishment
aircow was a chap who posted on many a forum across the internet.
he is renown because of his large size, and long, flowing mullet.
that guy’s an aircow. check out his mullet.

dont be an aircow man, shave your head.

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