aircraft sexual


a term for someone who feels affection for aircraft. often an attraction to the beauty and design of a plane or helicopter, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or agility of the aircraft. also typified by those who feel joy in being able to see and admire the beauty of these beastly creations either for free from the internet or at a variable price to see them up close and personal.

aircraft s-xuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots.

fearing violence and protests, most aircraft s-xuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. aircraft s-xuals are frequently hidden from the world as they are discriminated by many and all, this is an unfair standard that we live in.
hey, want to see these awesome pictures i found of an f-16 fighting falcon? its a beauty

are you an aircraft s-xual, too? do you want to go to an air show some time?

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