Airlie Beach


a beach town in northern queensland, australia. people only go their because they are tight -ss and can’t afford to go the whitsunday islands, located nearby. majority of the population is generally a bunch of english backpackers getting on the p-ss.
lottie: let’s go to airlie beach for our summer holidays. i love swimming at the beach.
bonnie: no, you can’t swim in summer time because of the stingers.
lottie: what about winter?
bonnie: too cold.
lottie: so we can’t swim in the ocean… isn’t there a giant pool? i think its called airlie beach lagoon ??
bonnie: siff, you could probably get pregnant from swimming in that thing!

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