airline beverage


from the old joke:

stewardess: “would you like some twa orange juice, or some twa coffee?”

p-ssenger: “no thanks. but could i wouldn’t mind some of your twa tea.”

a tw-t – a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.
that tim henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

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