Airline Pilot


1. leaps tall buildings in a single bound. is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with the king. is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.
whoa! look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!
an airfierce stick jockey with a big -ss watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny p-n-s in punk -ss polyester pants. the same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the holiday inn. usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the c-ckpit mike. generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.
baby daddy is an airline pilot; he visits on layovers.

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