airplane blonde


noun-a woman with obviously dyed blonde hair, as proven by the fact that she has a “black box” (pubic hair)
“all of these p-rnstars are sucjh total airplane blondes, can’t you tell?”
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a girl who has died her hair blonde but still has a “little black box”.
“even though she was an airplane blonde, my parents would’ve loved her.”
one who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a ‘black box’.
kelly is hot but her roommate told me she’s an airplane blonde.

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