airplane day


a day where you switch your iphone onto ‘airplane mode’, disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. commonly used as a cure for an emotional hangover, when you just can’t deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.
tessa: j, can’t believe you got naked at the final year dinner! have you checked fb?!

james: no way, can’t deal with that sh-t right now… thank god it’s an airplane day!

james: dude, is your gf not p-ssed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!

mike: not yet, i’ve got no ‘signal’… m-ssive airplane day!!!

james: safe! -high fives mike-
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a day spent after turning your iphone onto ‘airplane mode’, thus disabling facebook, texts and calls so anyone trying to reach you thinks you have no signal. commonly used as a temporary cure for an emotional hangover, when you can’t deal with the outside world untill your hangover has worn off.
tessa: j, can’t believe you got naked at the final year dinner! have you checked fb?!
james: no way, can’t deal with that sh-t right now… thank god it’s an airplane day!

james: dude, is your gf not p-ssed that you hit up every strip club in town last night?!
mike: not yet, i’ve got no ‘signal’… m-ssive airplane day!!!
james: safe! -high fives mike-

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