aisle blockers


aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. the combination of their big wide b-tts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually imp-ssable in either direction because they are too f-ckin’ rude to move to the side.
i had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of coco puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.

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