Aisle Check


the action you do going up and down the grocery store looking for the people you originally came in with, but lost while doing your business. can be done multiple times looking up and down aisles. very scary for little kids looking for their parents.
drew: dammit, i’ve been up and down these aisles and still cant find them
troy:how many aisle checks have you done?
drew: i’m up to 20 times now, it’s endless!
troy: sucks to be you!

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