Ak-Farty7
an unintentional fart that comes out in pieces that are usually low-pitch and short.
war buddy: awwww cr-p, the jihads got us surrounded!
you: dont worry, i’ll blow them away with my ak-farty7
(both laugh uncontrollably for five seconds)
you:…
war buddy:…
you:…
war buddy:…we should probably do something about those jihads.
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