AK Spray
the morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. invariably, a very rank fart will develop. right before -rg-sm, yell “drive by” and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. this works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.
“why’s laura washing her face?”
“because bob ak sprayed her a few minutes ago.”
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