akron sling
named after the rubber city, the akron sling is when you slingshot the used condom into your partner’s face after intercourse.
sonya: dude, why are you so p-ssed off?
chris: she gave me the akron sling!
elyse: ahahahahahahahahaha!
sonya: you were going to do it to her!
chris: …
sonya & elyse: ahahahaha!
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