Akshaye
noun; ak-ah-shy or ak-ah-shey
typically fluent in: english and french
this particular species of lanky malnourished african child is typically found in seclusion on the somalian island of mauritius.
it is a feral creature and difficult to domesticate due to its anti-social and mentally challenged nature.
the akshaye is a lazy and very predictable beast, it tends to make unoriginal and unfunny jokes at the expense of others and is often complaining about the amount of school work it has.
many believe an akshaye is an endangered species due to its inability to find a mate and reproduce. it spends most of its time in dark foul smelling enclosed sp-ces looking at a screen entrapped by the colourful videos and pictures of cats.
“hey kids look over there! it’s a starving somalian called akshaye, you see it playing skyrim? observe the empty cans of mountain dew, unfinished homework and the lack hygiene? careful not to disturb it.”
Read Also:
- Bapminas
a very large pair of baps (b–bs) jordan has bapminas
- bro homo
an occasion in which two bros are intentionally acting in a h-m-s-xual manner; similar to pro h-m-, but for bros dude, i love the way your lax penny matches your mocs and your salmon colored shorts today, bro h-m-. brad and chad were wrestling with their shirts off on the frat’s front lawn, bro h-m-. […]
- broi
a universal word meaning anything. more powerful “hum broi” and “broi hum!” oh, broi you! broi! just broiing
- Bag of AIDS
a poor, unfortunate individual who is clearly just a bag of something unwanted and unpleasant. chris is such a bag of aids, i feel very sorry for him, no wonder he hides in the shadows with his choad, waiting for the curtain to close.
- Hater-fan
jealous -ss people that give you sh-t and hate on you like crazy – but only because they are mad obsessed with how awesome you are, but can’t bare to admit it to themselves. so they just go on hating on you, but they’re subconsciously you’re biggest fan. you know you’re a hater-fan if you […]