Al Bar Mouth Syndrome


when someone always seems to have their mouth open. on going occurance can lead to lock jaw and the possibility off excessively large objects being swallowed.
john-paul: “hey dude whys that girl always got her mouth open?”
patrice: “ahh man shes got al bar mouth syndrome. she just can’t close her mouth.”

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