Al Capwned


al capone was a legendary gangster in the 1920’s.

to be al capwned, one must be pwned so bad it makes anyone watching bleed from their eyes.

this term is used wrong, a lot.
when president bush p–ped his pants on live tv, then fell in to a porta-potty, vice president cheney shouted al capwned!

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sent on a dirt nap; outfitted with cement shoes; deep-sixed. pwned in a very gangster-esque manner.
johnny the rat thought he could get away from the mob, but vito caught up to him, and johnny got al capwned!

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