Ala-Funk


1.) n. the combination of smelling like armenian ball sweat and un-wiped b-tthole.
2.) sweaty fat mechanic stench…
3.) used as an adjective when the room permeates of a rotten b-tthole stink.
bro you need to take a shower you got some ala-funk kickin off…
russ said today: ‘man i think i got some ala-funk’

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