alabama ass-rock


when one man is so hammered drunk that he thinks everyone in the whole entire universe’s -ss is storing a rock for later use.
larry: woah, jim, are you alright?

jim: h-ll yeah!

larry: then why are you staring at franks -ss so intensely?

jim: hes keeping a rock in there! i know it!

larry: frank, we gotta get the f-ck out of her. jim’s pulling an alabama -ss-rock.

frank: good call! lets go!

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