alabama beanstalk
the s-xual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. this act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. you can make it extra fun by orally f-cking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
i’m still recovering from the alabama beanstalk that tony gave me last night
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