Alabama Bourne
a vastly overweight girl knocks you unconscious and whilst knocked out she milks the c-m out of you and with a syringe injects it into her gaping hole inseminating herself , 9 months later she has your child and wraps her huge flaps around you stopping you from ever escaping.
” woh pete don’t go down that alleyway”
“why not?”
“there might be a stray bourne you don’t want to get alabama bourne ‘d do you”
alabama embo
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