alabama briefcase


noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn’t have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.
hey skeeter… is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your “alabama briefcase”

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