Alabama Crab Slapper


the act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your p-n-s and start slapping her -ss so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.
chanda-my arms are tired from last night.
myna-why?
chanda-my bf performed the alabama crab slapper on me all night.
myna-oh i love that!

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