Alabama Hockey Mask
one person defecates on a sheet of clingfilm, then wraps the sheet of clingfilm around another persons face. at this stage, the male/female wearing the alabama hockey mask has three choices;
1. they eat their way out of the alabama hockey mask. not the easiest, or tastiest but provides the best chance of survival.
2. they hope and pray that the person who placed the sh-t-covered clingfilm on them has some form of kindness in them and ends the sh-tty, h-llish nightmare for the wearer.
3. they suffocate and die.
lewis: “anna, i’m going to give you this alabama hockey mask and i want you to wear it with pride and embrace my p–p all over your face.”
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