alabama hot pocket
the art of seperating the v-g-n- lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having s-x with it afterwards)
shanya decided her v-g-n- needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
the alabama hot pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a sh-t into a woman’s v-g-n-, typically followed up by a good ole f-ckin’. the term “alabama” originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves “porky piggin'” the female who has recieved the hot pocket. in alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would f-ck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. to properly perform the porky piggin’ follow-up procedure, one must take a m-ssive sh-t onto the v-g-n- without spreading the lips. this creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. by randomly stabbing with the c-ck, one will successfully porky piggin’ the girl… repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be -ssociated with scr-w-ng a pile of mud or animal trough.
yeah boy, i gave her a good ole alabama hot pocket. what? no sh-t i porky piggin’d that sh-t.
sh-tting in a girls p-ssy and using it as lube
yea me and jessica got it on with an alabama hotpocket.
a vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a linement such as icy hot or ben gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a s-xual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful suprise.
she complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell i was inside her, so i decided to give her an alabama hot-pocket — tell me you can’t feel that, b-tch!
the act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one’s condom before intercourse. this is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. an excellent way to end one’s relationship.
b-tch doesn’t think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an alabama hotpocket and then dump her -ss.
this is when a man sh-ts in a womans v-g-n- and then f-cks her while the p–p is still in the v-g-n-.
jason gave tak an alabama hot pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.
a guy sh-ts in a girls v-g-n-, then f-cks her.
dude, i gave my girl a surprise alabama hotpocket last night.
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