Alabama Lavan
a disturbing s-x act in which a wasteman (see ‘wasteman’) pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally -j-c-l-t-ng on the cats back. this -j-c-l-t- is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!
person a: what did tom get up to last night?
person b: i heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an alabama lavan!
person a: that’s so wrong!
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