Alabama Logjammer


when sixty-nining your girlfriend while standing up you pile drive her with your p-n-s in her mouth (caution: it must be your girlfriend for full satisfaction).
oh sh-t, carlos! i accidentally alabama logjammer-ed your girlfriend and it was not satisfying in the least bit.

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