Alabama Monkey Grabber


a long stick with a noose at the end to grab a n-gg-r’s neck and bring him wherever you go.
guy 1: “what happened to that n-gg-r you saw in your yard?”
guy 2: “i used my alabama monkey grabber to get him away from my property.”
guy 1: “… silly n-gg-rs…”

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