s*x move where the male moves his tongue in a circular motion around the female’s v*g*n* without actually sticking his tongue inside. not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
man: hey baby you wanna do the alabama hot pocket?
woman: no let’s try the alabama omelette instead
when a person pretends to go p**p to get out of something they don’t want to do. a guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go p**p because he knew n*body would question him if he said he […]
girls who don’t just fit into one definition or social group, they fut into more then one. “see her she’s a goth and a geek she’s an othergirl”
- bog d*ck
someone who acc*mulate’s human or dog feces on there d*ck then w*nks off and eats the left over fecal matter man that dude has sh*t on his face he must of had a mad bog d*ck
- petting both sides of the cat
a figure of speech to ill*strate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony. -that politician is petting both sides of the cat. -when your mom shares pro-trump facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he’s a […]