Alabama Pit Stop
the act of stopping for gas at a southern convenience store/gas station. catagorized by the purchase of inexpensive gas station items such as mexican style candy, sales papers, boiled peanuts, novelty air fresheners, and scratch and win lottery tickets (where available). may also include a trip to the sh-tter or condom dispenser.
p-ssenger: make an alabama pit stop over at that speedy mart.
driver: why?
p-ssenger: i want to get a can of skoal and some gummi worms.
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