alabama shotgun


the alabama shotgun occurs when a man removes a wad of chaw (i.e. red man, levi garrett, beachnut) from his mouth during s-xual intercourse unbeknownst to the woman. he then shoves said chaw up his own -n-s and bends over expelling all the chaw in his partner’s face with a biblical scale fart.
“murder is illegal so i gave that cheatin’–ss ho the alabama shotgun instead… she’ll never forget me!”

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