Alabama Suitcase


any use of something that’s not a suitcase for transporting or storing clothing. this includes but is not limited to: cardboard boxes, plastic garbage or shopping bags, or anything else that can be seen as redneck. duffel bags are not included.
janet kicked ryan out of his apartment last night, and he left with only an alabama suitcase

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