Alabama Teapot
when a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. he then proceeds to get as much into her v-g-n- as possible and drinks it out before sh-tting on her ankles. she starts to sing “i’m a little teapot” while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough -n-l s-x.
“dude, i heard brent did the alabama teapot last night.”
“he totally did, c-ssie’s been humming the song all day!”
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