Alabaster Flying Squirrel


when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s sat-rday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.
sarah had a slumber party last night and i gave each of her friends an alabaster flying squirrel.

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