alan garcia


n. socialist peruvian politician running against wack-job humala

former president that led peru to ruins in the ’80s

during his administration the nation suffered hyperinflation, terrorist attacks, failed civil engineering projects, and numerous human rights abuses.

sadly, ignorant peruanos have forgotten this and hopped on the apra bandwagon. now the peruvians are going to vote for him or ollanta “hugo chavez” humala.
ollanta humala or alan garcia – either way peru is f-cked

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