alan greenspam
the former head of the federal anti-junk-e-mail administration. we all sorely miss him.
ever since the ultra-capable alan greenspam retired, everyone’s e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite m-ssive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.
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