Alan Jones


the biggest idiot in australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in australia. apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.
person 1. did you hear about alan jones insulting the prime minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.

person 2. that guy should seriously consider moving to the united states

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