Alan money


1. the kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at red lobster.

2. the kind of money made by a person who’s had an alan day.
“how much money did you make today dude?”

“alan money”

“that bad huh?”
1. the kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at red lobster.

2. the kind of money made by a person who’s had an alan day.
“how much money did you make today dude?”

“alan money”

“that bad huh?”

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