Alaniis


an incredible, amazing person that when you meet them, you will want to be with them your whole life. she (or he?!) are beautiful, fun, caring, funny, and great to be around. when you talk to them, your heart will stop altogether, as you realize that they are perfect.
nick: man, i had the greatest weekend of my life talking to alaniis.

mike: whatever, dude. i heard she cheated on, like, 7 guys.

nick: you should shut the h-ll up, you don’t even know her.

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