Alanta
a tall girl with an immense appet-te for smoking weed. she will sleep with you if you give her a joint. or a toke on a joint. or a cigarette paper. or nothing at all (providing you are male and have a pulse)
always up for a laugh and remaining cool headed in a tight spot (probably cos she is so stoned) she is a good mate and won’t ever p-ss you off with hyperactive babble or neurotic rantings.
don’t tell her you have any cheese in the fridge – or it will be gone. actually – play it safe and don’t let on a bout the fridge at all. no worries about her wandering into the kitchen and seeing it – she is too stoned to bother without the promise of cheese.
overall a top chick.
where’d the cheese go??? d-mn, you had alanta round again??
guy 1 – ” i slept with alanta last night. ”
guy 2 -“no way!! i slept with her the night before!!”
guy 3 – “really? she slept with my brother thursday night.”
guy 1 – “you mean you haven’t slept with her???”
guy 3 – “of course i have… i slept with her this morning.”
friend – ” i think i’ve got enough weed alanta. there’s an ounce here for the weekend!!”
alanta -“thats great mate. where’s yours??”
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