alarm clock song
otherwise obscure song on the alb-m; however, you know it the best because its the one you’re effin’ alarm clock is set to. and you’re too lazy to change out the cd…for months. then you hear it a year or two later and you’re like…dude…the effin’ alarm clock song!!!
(after hearing beginning of song on radio…)
“dude…the alarm clock song!”
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